We’ve got two new images from Episode 410: Inmates…
Both of the photos are rather somber, right? Well to liven things up, we’re doing a caption contest!
In the comments section below tell us which photo you’re captioning (“Daryl” or “Maggie,” not both) and then lay your best caption on us. Creativity counts. Hilarity counts. And the ability to capture exactly what they’re thinking counts.
We’ll pick our favorite and the winner gets one of these beauties!
Daryl: I wish I still had my cheetah candy
Maggie: I can’t believe you ate all the pudding
Daryl: Man! I really hope Beth doesn’t wanna sing campfire duets !
Daryl: I didn’t get enough screen-time in the first half of the season
Daryl….Marshmellows..I need Marshmellows.
Daryl: I should have hooked up with Carol when I had the chance.
Daryl: I knew I should of got with Carol when I had the chance
Daryl: This Is The Only Fire I’m Lighting Beth 😉
Daryl: Ahhh Shit! I think I forgot to turn off the lights before we left.
Daryl: Come on man, get it together; she is just a kid, Carl would freak out.
Daryl: Fire good. No need crossbow anymore.
Daryl: Who do I have to kill to get some marshmallows around here?
Maggie: Girls with #nofilter
Well i guess its just me and my hands tonight.
Daryl: oooohhhh I am so hungry….. I wish I kept Merle’s hand I that hungry………. Beans… I need beans then I can do the bit from blazing saddles……… I am so bored….. I miss my bike
Daryl: Lets stay at the prison they said .. its will be ok they said !
Maggie: I’ve heard they bringing some new bitch into my show….. Well no way sister is some body gonna be coming on my showing trying to step into my sexy shoes!!!!
Daryl: ” Man I could really use a cold one……and a warm one, hehe.”
Daryl: He’s wondering if any ones even alive out there from there group. He only saw beth and that’s because she’s with him.
Daryl: First,i had judith,now i have to babysit again.. :/ holly shit,they dont leave me alone…
Daryl: I swear to God, Beth, if you sing another campfire song I’m gonna put a bolt between your eyes.
Daryl: People always ask Rick about his stuff and things, but never ask me about my Chupacabra….
Daryl: awe crap I feel a rumblin in my tummy those beans ran right though me , and we just used up the last of the the mf’n tp for Beth o well…
Daryl: “No Carol, No Spaghetti Tuesday make Daryl go crazy…”
Maggie: “shit. Glenn had my car keys.”
Maggie: seriously it took you that many shots to take down that one walker over there how long have we been killing these walking retards for anyways?
Daryl: I can’t believe I let Carol call me Pookie
Game over!
Ha ha ha!!! I think your going to become a proud owner of a TWD luchbox!!!
That would make me very happy I’ve seen some really good ones on here
Good job on winning
Thanks man
Daryl: Oh where Oh where can my Carol be Rick took her away from me
Daryl:If I ask who cut one, they’re gonna think Im trying to deflect and I’ll be exposed.
“Damn It I left my poncho at the prison
Daryl: Bitches… Bitches be crazy, MAN!
Maggie: I pushed TOO hard… that was a SHART
Daryl: gee I wish I had some squirrels to roast right now !
Daryl…”I is kind, I is brave, I is important…”
Maggie: glen not right now keep it in your pants!
Daryl: Where did I put that necklace full of ears at?
Maggie: Sorry Daryl. I think I accidentally ate them. . .
Daryl: Man! wish Carol was here.
that way she could burn beth for me!!!”
Maggie….. can a girl have one day where the dirt doesnt out number the clean
Daryl: If Beth starts singing again…I’LL riot.
Daryl: “This sucks”
Both: Damn kid didn’t save me any of that pudding.
Maggie: Awwww man i forgot my good shampoo!
Daryl: When will Kirkman let me into the comic book?
Daryl:
Though I may tire, my fire is ire.
I must take a stand. For my land. For Merl’s hand!
For Sophia and Carol. I won’t peril – I’m Daryl.
Lmao you get a gold star and a up vote.
Yay! Haha! See, Daryl’s a man of few words because he’s busy creating Suess-like rhymes in his head all the time. It’s all coming together now, right?
Next time they show him staring off with a furrowed brow, you’ll know what’s up.
I think you already won 😀
The prison is gone, everyone has scattered,
Out into the world, the prison group is battered.
It might seem okay when the Governor’s dead.
Walkers roam in herds, danger still ahead.
We must go own, we must survive.
We must persevere to stay alive.
Let’s keep our focus, let’s stay on track.
Whatever you do, Don’t Look Back.
I like it.
Daryl: I sure do wish I had fresh squirrel or opossum to bar-b-Que right now.
Daryl: wish I still had my cell phone so I could tweet a selfie in front of this fire.
“That was a nightmare, and things aren’t going to get any easier…but dropping a grenade down the barrel of that tank was freaking sweet.”
Daryl: Where’s Sean Patrick Flanery when you need him?
Maggie: dad never let me off the farm, so I started the zombie apocalypse so I could meet people………Should have thought that threw.
DARYL: “Hello everyone, my name is Daryl and I’m a ADDICTED to exterminating Walkers….”
Daryl: “boy…i could sure use some marshmellows.”
Daryl: screw Carl’s feelings, if Beth doesn’t stop singing “Kumbaya” im going to throw her in this fire myself.
Maggie: I can’t believe that she wore those shoes with that outfit. Just because you are dead does not mean you have to give up style!
With dawning horror, Maggie realized that her ill-fitting squirrel hair tampon was neither absorbent or discreet. “I guess I picked the wrong day to wear white pants”, she whispered sadly.
then if a guy showed up, she would say: “Heeeeecckkkk no, thats walker blood! yes. it did fall on my lap.”
Daryl: I like big butts and I can not lie
Maggie: Oh my god look at her butt she looks like one of the rap guys girlfriends
Daryl: If it wasn’t for all the walkers, I would be getting so much tail right now.
Daryl: The flame dances like Esmeralda…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqGL9B_TPTI
Maggie: …this is what I look like when I’m clean…eh
Maggie: Wait, Daryl is alone in the woods with my sister… Oh shi…
Daryl: I really wish I had some toilet paper. It would totally suck if I had to use poison sumac again. Not a childhood memory I want to recreate…
Daryl: wow, fire sucks
Dary
Daryl Dixon:
I wish I had some
Daryl Dixon:
I wish I had some damn chipmunks to roast on this fire!!!!
daryl- “Beth, shut up please?”
maggie- “awwww maaannnn glen had my gun!”
Daryl: damn, Kirkman and Gimple are killing me off the show. Assholes!
Daryl:
Show me the way to go home, I’m tired and I want to go to bed, I had a little drink about an hour ago, and it’s gone right to my head, everywhere I roam, over land or sea or foam, you can always hear me singing this song
Daryl: “I’m gonna need some MORE arrows…”
Maggie: “…oh shit…I lost my ring… maybe Glen too…”
Daryl “Oh My gosh! maggie, you’re in the picture below me!!! hahah your sweaty!”
Maggie “shut up norman.”
Daryl: “hey kirkman, this flame looks like your face! urgh, maybe you could hear me if…DANG IT BETH! WOULD YOU JUST.SHUT.UP!!!”
Daryl (to the flames) : “not touching, cant get mad! not touching cant get mad!”
Maggie: “Crap. Beth had my hairbrush.”
Maggie : “is that a pudding can???”
Maggie: “KEVIN!”
derp
ole merle.. slapping his baby brother around alittle bit maybe..your going to die.. see you could have just shot him “the governor” but no you were a pu$$y …now look were officer friendly got you now…baby bro…hahahahahahaaaaa
magz.. just lost her dad ..if u remember right before she just saved Hershel.. just hours ago in the quarantine area….and ready to kick Ricks butt
I wish i had some marshmallows right about now
Daryl:
I sure wish i had a hotdog.
Daryl: Dammit, kid, shut up! Get back in the house Car..- I mean, Beth!
Maggie: I got gas. I got gas real bad. Glen, listen…..
Maggie: “Ew, that was NOT hair gel that Glenn left in that container in the bathroom this morning!”
(Think ‘There’s Something About Mary’ with Cameron Diaz…)
Maggie: Damn, I’m about to die right now. I’m done with this shit, feast on me bitches
Daryl: If I fart will I follow through??
Daryl: I’m gonna fart in this fire and blow up the next zombie I see!
Maggie: Is Daryl thinking about fartin’ in the fire again?
Maggie: Baby walkers…. they DO exist! Oh, Lizzie, honey, you gotta put that thing down!
daryl;Hes probably thinking of whos still alive or theres no hope for everyone after what just happened.
Daryl: I left my stuff for Smores on the bus Damn it.
Daryl: Why does Carl get Pudding in his episode?
Daryl: Post another lame a!# caption here about me. Best pray I’m dead!
Maggie: Are you seriously wearing zombie guts to my wedding?
Daryl- I’m really gonna miss that bike, if Merle wasn’t dead he’d be pissed.
Maggie- Sorry Jonathan Ke Quan, I thought you were Glenn
DARYL: “Leo…..if you dragged us out here for nothin’…”
Maggie: “Holy shit! Was that a kick?”
Daryl: I sure wish I’d taken the booze from Bob.
Maggie: Jeez, Bob, pass me the bottle.
Daryl and Maggie: I wish I had some pudding.
For the Daryl one:
It was at this moment that Daryl realized that his arm was on fire.
Daryl: “awww crap, my arm hair!!!!!!”
Daryl: “I know beth, you arent supposed to touch fire…but due to my fans, im invinsible!!”
Daryl: man what does the fox say
Daryl : If only my Chupacabra was with me now,,, and skittles… never forget them skittles… and Carol… and Rick… and Carl… and Glenn… and Maggie… and- wait… WHERE”S MAH CROSSBOW?!!?
“Daryl”: I have to find Carol, at least she was willing to let me go down first, this sucks…I’m stuck here with the farmer’s daughter!
Maggie: ugh I am NOT feeling April fresh today and I smell like rotten zombie meat.. But thank god there’s only a few gals left on earth nowadays, doesn’t take much to land a man in the zombie apocalypse
Daryl – “She’s 17 mannnn… get a hold of yourself!”
Maggie – “Wow. that guy with the red hair and beard……<3'
Maggie: Is that really what you are going to wear?
thats not even good thumbs down
and who, might i ask, do you picture said that?
😛 jerk
Daryl: “Probably won’t go back to teaching kindergarten. This seems permanent.”
Maggie:OH….Shit….I lost my engagement ring….
If we’d have had a dog this whole situation could have been avoided.
Daryl: “sorry that i threw you in the fire beth. but i did warn you.”
“Daryl”…I really miss fried twinkies and Boone’s Farm Strawberry Hill.
he sees carol and sofia togather again as a family
and him beside them
daryl: what in the world has happen carol sohia and the others are gone life. then he sees carol sohia and marl and him self in the fire
maggie sees shadows of her farm family from far back love and careing for others in the group and worrying she well find her “family” and to no if she well ever be safe again
omg i am so awsome called life how it is ,Daryl
daryl: life with out brother life with out carol life with hershal sofia and other who have passed is still a life worth living we were are the walking dead
Maggie: “what the hell just happened?”
Maggie: You mean I could be with Darryl right now. Why did I start having sex with this guy who has been nothing but bad luck? I’m screwed
Maggie: really? You picked that one to win that awesome lunch box? I would have picked ken!
Daryl- my Toessies are coldsies….!
Daryl: Wish I was wearing more than a leather waistcoat. It’s a tad chilly.
Maggie: gosh I need a wash. Zombie juice is gross
Maggie: “Ghaaad i hate glenn right now- he’s right behind me, isnt he?”
Daryl: “I need a hair cut.”
Maggie: “Your noticing this NOW?”
Maggie: “Where’d Glen leave those condoms at from season two…?”
Daryl: “I think I cooked that squirrel too long…”
Daryl: “Maybe a shirt WITH sleeves was a better idea…”
Daryl: “Everything goes to hell and I get stuck with Beth? Good Lord!”
Maggie: Caught me off guard #StillLookCuteTho
daryl: Dam can’t believe I left my hogg behind, merle would tell me to grow some balls and go back and get it, I a’int no ones errand boy
Daryl: I wish Beth would shut up
Maggie: Damn! The honeymoon’s over NOW!
Maggie:i think I just crapped my pants
Daryl Damn, I think my shoe’s on fire!
Maggie eeewww walker farts!
Maggie. Glenn is gone, most likely eaten by walkers. I wonder if the walkers were hungry again like an hour after eating him? Man I would kill somebody for some Asian food.
Daryl: “thanks, lizzie, i dont have any zombie ear jewlry anymore, but cut up bunnys will do just fine!!!”
Daryl: I wish i had some pudding or diet coke. im tired of beth singing and i hope she’ll choke. death is happinging all around us…good thing negan hasnt found us.
Who won?
Daryl: I need to fart but im afraid to this close to the fire with all the canned beans we eat.
Daryl: I wish I had found supply of marshmallow and chocolate to make a smore right about now…
I would like to thank Brian and Lizzy for everything you guys are great . I would also like to thank my wife and daughter for not judging me for collecting toys . Pre-ordered these puppies got them in the mail today also received the lunchbox turned out to be a really cool day .
CONGRATS!! I knew I wasn’t winning… I never win anything… so I was pullin’ for ya! You so deserve it!!!
Thanks so much .. you have really good posts I think you will win someday .
Daryl- Man i just know if I hit that folks are gonna call me “Chester”.
MAGGIE: “How could you Glen!?” What did you think would happen!? Well know you know who’s bite is worse!!!