What are Rick, Michonne, and Daryl thinking in this (technically behind the scenes) still from Episode 416? We want YOU to caption the photo and tell us!
The caption we like the most will win a copy of The Walking Dead Compendium 1, collecting the first 48 issues of the comic! For those of you who just watch the show, that’s all the way up through Season 4.
Creativity counts. Hilarity counts. And, you know, make sure we can understand what you’re saying! Only comments left below, on the site, count!!!
UPDATE: We’re going to pick the winner on Monday to give you all weekend to submit your caption! Make it count!
UPDATE: And the winner is… Chris Lohr whose comment we found both witty and hilarious: “Haha carls going to be pissed when we tell him this is his first car”
This is why we don’t let zombies drive
Wish we had some Mio…. Squirt, squirt, squirt.
I don’t know man, sometimes it’s like… is killing zombies even worth it?
Next time we lock Carl in the house
“Quick guys, take a drink of water and quit coughing, here comes Carol.”
“So…That was the last roll of Sh@t-Tickets (Toilet Paper). Guess we’ll just sit here and Air-dry.”
Its a beautiful day to play Slug bug!
” Roll it up Daryl stop Bullshittin !”
Ha.
Hangin out in front of 7-11 ain’t as fun as it used to be.
We should have gotten the insurance on this rental!
” They can clear out a prison full of walkers, survive The Governor, and stab their own brother to death, but can’t hot wire a damn car…shit keeps gettin better.”l
Anyone seen October? …Anyone…Anyone?
“I know, guys.. but Carl insisted he go back and get his other shoe.”
“Well . . . this sucks.” “What do y’all wanna do now?” “I don’t know, what do you want to do?”
Damn this tow truck is taking forever!
“118 Days until October? …This is gonna be a while.”
What the hell are Glenn and Maggie up to now!
“So, who’s idea was it again to have Carl hang onto the keys? Should have known we’d be waiting for him while he’s on another pudding run.”
Michonne: This is taking forever.
Daryl: Tell me about it.
Rick: Where is October? I thought it wouldn’t take this long.
Dude! . . . Where is the damn pizza guy?!
I can’t believe you made me look… I ain’t looking again… You guys suck!
Hey Michonne! Yes Rick? Your pretty sharp! Hey Rick! Yes Daryl? Give the man a hand!
Daryl: wanna give me a hand fixing this car rick?
Rick: Sure! How about your brother’s.
Just two dope boys and a samurai.
You know we might kill more zombies if we actually get off our butts and go walk about a bit.
Drive past the fangirls they said..it’ll be fine they said…now look at my car!!
Think we should let Carl out of the trunk now?
Michonne: “ya think there’s any puddin left in there?” Rick: “I wouldn’t think so. Havnt seen Carl in quite some time.” Daryl: “maybe he’ll disappear just like Beth and we’ll get a fair share for once.”
Daryl: ::singing:: Go greased lightning, your burning up a quarter mile.
Rick: Dammit Daryl, a leather jacket and a fixer upper car doesnt make you John Travolta!
Man has anyone seen Carl? Damn kid never stays in the house! Oh wait we are looking for Chandler Riggs can’t stay in character man
Michonne: Did you guys even TRY asking for directions?
How’s This?
At least this car is moving faster than season five is coming.
Michonne: How long ago did you call AAA?
Rick: Bout an hour.
Daryl: Screw this, I’m walking.
Rick: Guess that makes you a.”walker” huh *sniggers*?
Daryl: Seriously?
“Told you we shoulda stopped for gas”.
Damn…… we could have had a V-8…..
Is this thing on?
Carl outta be over there throwing up after eating the WHOLE DAM can of pudding ~~
Michonne: Shit Something Smells.
Daryl: I just Shit myself try to not look awkward.
Rick: I like tomatoes.
I don’t think this where the tailgate party is….
Where the hell is AAA?
So much for “Spaghetti Tuesday.”
Rick: does anybody remember what day it is?
Daryl: uh.. I think its Wednesday.
Micchonne: Are we having spaghetti for dinner?
Rick:Did I ever tell you guys about that time Carl ate all the pudding
Daryl: So you’re saying we have to wait here until TomTWD wins the Caption Contest?
Rick: Yeah, that was the deal.
Michonne: Urgh, hurry up & make him the winner Skybound.
They said there would be twinkies during the apocalypse, where are the twinkies?
Rick: Is that what I think it is?
Daryl: Yup.
Michonne: That’s disgusting.
Fuck Da Police
We do not talk about Fight Club.
If we all fart on the car at the same time, it should come back to life
Michonne: Claimed the front of the Car.
Daryl: Michonne Please dont say the “C” word.
Rick: Which “Claimed”?
Daryl: GUYS.
So, a cop, a samauri, and a redneck walk into a bar….
michonne: we are not going another mile until one of you confesses to who farted in the car!
daryl: it was rick!
rick: it was daryl!
michonne: thats it,both of you are walking!
Rick: well… This sucks
Michonne: yep
Daryl: you think?!
I wonder where Glenn I’d he would have enjoyed the ‘korean’ food last night.
“Two guys all to myself and still no satisfaction…might as well chain them up like the last two.”
I told you guys that a Zombie Parade is not something that we would enjoy!
I told you guys that going to the Zombie Parade wasnt going to be any fun!
Can we start filming already!!!!
Rick: Michonne I told you not to go through the fence now what are we gonna do.
Michonne: Thought it was a cheese factory.
Daryl: I knew I should have kept some of that moonshine.
Michonne: Damn Daryl, why’d you have to kill the last one?
Daryl: Sorry…
Rick: Now what we gonna do?
Daryl: Lets go piss on Lizzies grave
Rick: SHOTGUN!
Michonne: I’m driving…
” should have bought a Ford”
That’s the last time we make Daryl the designated driver.
(Sexy walker walks by)
Michonne: Men.
Daryl: I thought you said Dale showed you how to change the damn oil??!!
Rick: he did, he showed me stuff…thangs
Daryl: did he show you how to change the oil filter?
Rick: …not exactly, but he showed Glenn
Daryl: well Glenn ain’t here now is he? God! Dumbass!
Michonne: (thinking) I should just take both these boys out now
Daryl: Hey Rick, did you see the size of the boobs on that walker?
Rick: Yeah, very nice.
Michonne: Men are so dumb!
Rick: AAA said they would be here soon… Then their was screaming.
Waiting for Xzibit
Pimpin’ on the way!
Rick-I am so BOOOORED. Watch wanna do? Daryl-I dont know. What you wanna do? Michonne- I spy with my little eye, two punks who need to shut up!
Not looking at the flowers. Nope, not looking at the flowers.
All in thoughts…. Daryl- I miss Meryl. Michonne- I miss Andrea. rick- I can’t believe he ate all that pudding and didn’t share. I mean… I wasn’t dead, we hadn’t eaten, he knew I’d be hungry. geez. next Shane comment he makes, he’s voted off the f*cking island.
“What do you want to do? I don’t know, what do you want to do?”
Rick: I have Blah Blah Insurance so person come help.
Michonne: 6 Callers ahead of us Daryl
Daryl; This sucks lets Riot!!!!
RIck: “Yep”
Michonne: “Yyyep”
Daryl: “Uh huh”
Rick – I like just sitting here and doing stuff and things…
Michonne – Having two walkers behind me was more fun than you two back there.
Daryl – When will i be in the comics… Compendium 4?
This Zombie Pride Parade sucks!
Rick: Daryl I bet you I can kill that walker faster than you
Daryl: HA Claimed.
Michonne: where is Carl with that pudding.
Rick: 15 mins or less for auto insurance huh, would have been a good Idea I think.
Michonne: No, No I got a better deal, Jake said just……..?
Daryl: Screw this im calling Flo!
Michonne: WAIT! Cue State Farm Jingle: Like a good neighbor state farm is there……
ENTER’s The Governor holding a head, “You were right Rick, you should have called GEICO that 15 mins would have saved you 15% or less now its gonna cost you your life”…winks his good eye and smiles….
Rick: “All those folks on Facebook think they are entering the contest”
Michonne: “Bright”
Daryl: “Less we have to contend with here”
I unfriended all the annoying people from Facebook……now it’s just kinda boring.
..
Rick- I don’t know guys. Sometimes i just don’t want to do stuff and thangs
Lets try it again “Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there?”
Where’s AAA when you need them?
Awwwwwww yeeeeeeeeees
Rick: “I used to love those hot chips. The crunchy ones. Man those were good”
Michonne: “Flaming Hot Cheetos?!”
Daryl: “Mmmm Cheetos….”
This Ok?
Dammit Rick, I told you we should have grabbed the Hyundai!
How is this?
Told you we should have gotten geico
Rick: When did that Tasha chick say the ribs would be ready?
Michonne: ..and why does the bitch keep calling me Guinan?
Daryl: Yeah right, “Number 1” WTF?
What they are singing in their minds….
LoL
Daryl: Hyundai’s not sponsoring us anymore?
Rick: No. We shouldn’t have stolen it from the International Auto Show.
Michonne: Damn, where’s my horse?
When does this contest end?
What they are singing in their minds…
>>>Tried uploading a pic. not working…so here is my post-
What they are singing in their minds..(caption bubble above heads)
Rick- “Sitting on the dock of the bay….”
Michonne- ” Cause this is thriller…thriller night…”
Daryl- ” I’m too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt…”
The pizza joint said 10 minutes or its free………it’s been 10 days!
Michonne- Say cheese one more time &%@#* !!!
So the Ringleader, the Samurai and the Archer seem to be waiting on the Kid to bring The Mechanic.
“They see me rollin’…they hatin’….patrollin’, they tryin’ to catch me ridin’ dirty.”
Ah man a was humming that tune as a scrolled down, was totally going to post it, dang it 🙂
LOL! Sorry! That tune’s been stuck in my head since!!
Its stuck in mine now! Did you ever see the Weird Al version of it? “they see me rollin on my segway” aw crap now I have that version in my head not good when your trying to sleep!
Chokin’ on Ramen Noodles! LMAO! Of course I’ve seen it…love Weird Al! Now I’ll definitely have to come up with another song to get this one out of my head!
White and nerdy ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Michonne: where’s beth?
Rick:yeah Daryl I thought you told her to meet us at terminus
Daryl’s inner monologue: Im just going to Look Over Here And Pretend I Didn’t Hear That
Michonne: “I can see what’s happening, and they don’t have a clue. Daryl will fall in love and here’s the bottom line, our trios down to two.”
Rick- 10 little zombies…jumping on the bed, one fell off and…
Daryl- Got an arrow through his head!!!
Michonne- This is no fun….
Really Rick? You had a choice of any car in the world and you chose this one?!
daryl: rick you think that strip club over there is still open?
michone: I cant believe I travel with these two
Yes…We’ve driven a FORD lately…
Rick: Hey Daryl, hot chick at 9 o’clock.
Daryl: Claimed!
Michonne: [rolls eyes]
Rick: ….and so I said to the guy in the bar ‘hey it wasn’t me, it was the duck!’
Michonne: I don’t get it.
Daryl: Dude, that joke was terrible.
I told you not to let carl drive!
Darryl..should have drove the Chevy. Michonne… Told ya. Rick… Ya ya now let’s saddle up some walkers
Rick; Whatcha gonna do with all that junk all that junk inside yo trunk?
Daryl; I’ma get get get you drunk get you love drunk off my hump
Michonne; My hump my hump my hump my hump my hump my hump my hump my hump my lovely little lumps Check it out
Bigger’s in da houze!
KICKIN LIKE A PACK OF NINJAS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rick: Ok ok whatta bout this the show is going to end ….get this ready here it is …..A dream it’s all a dream hahahahaha
Michonne: Really Robert Kirkman freaking really
Daryl; Kirkman better put me in the book then
Rick: What are those walkers doing over there?
Daryl: I think they’re dancing the Thriller dance.
Michonne: That shit ain’t right.
Michonne: You can’t drive worth a crap.
Rick: It isn’t my fault you Yanks drive on the wrong side of the road
Daryl: I miss my motorcycle.
Rick: Can you believe Bob drank all that beer
Daryl: God look at him he just droped his pants and started twerking
Michonne: I am not watching that again
Rick: So have ya’ll heard about the new guy coming to the show
Michonne: Yeah I think his name is Negan
Daryl: We should introduce him to Glen
The guys want to go left, Michonne wants to go right. I’m sticking with Michonne, because we all know guys are horrible with directions.
Rick: Hey over there is that could that be????
Daryl: Oh man oh man I think it’s season five!!!!
Michonne: Dang it guys I already told you it’s still four months away
Daryl-Hey look! Maggie’s twerking.
Rick- Dammmnnn! Look at that ass!
Michonne-Perverts…
Michonne: Zombie apocalypse, my ass.
Rick: If you die, we kill. Hmm. Not bad.
Daryl: My water bottle is not compensating for anything. Not at all.
Daryl: y’all likin’ that water?
Michonne: yeah tastes kinda funny but yeah, takes the edge off.
Rick: where did you find this? Tastes like shit…
Daryl: me and Beth found a dis…little shack
Bob(off screen): I’ll be right there!
Rick: everyone drink faster!
Rick- I spy with my little eye… something RED!
Daryl- Ohhhh…is it the Blood on that Zombie by the fence?!
Michonne ( to herself) I rather be singing songs with The Governor! “La Bibbida Bibba-dum, La Bibbida Bibba-do”
labibbitybibbitybum..THATS how they do it ON BROADWAY!
ahuh.. 🙂 lol
Rick: Anyone see a Python? I seem to have misplaced mine.
Like a good neighbor, state farm is there.”….. Damn, still not working.
MICHONNE (Thinking): Should’ve brought the car back to the dealer when I got the recall notice. RICK: AAA should be here any minute. Darryl: some BBQ squirrel would be good right about now.
This car can protect us from everything.
Why the bloody hell did I let those guys drive?
Wheres the kraft food truck?..starving!
Brian Blessed as Rick: WENCH! (To Michonne) I AM OUT OF WATER!
michonne:AAA my ass…..
Daryl: Did you have to hit that Walker that looked like you on the road? Michonne: She stole my hair style. Rick: I should always drive…
Daryl: Have you guys seen Carl?
Rick: Who?
Michonne: I don’t know.
Rick: DAMMIT DARYL! This is why I should always drive
Daryl: AAA My Ass. It’s been like, 4 hours!
Michonne: Jesus Christ Daryl smells bad!
Rick: Is…That…?
Daryl: No, it can’t be.
Michonne: GODDAMMIT GUYS, Season 5 isn’t for 4 more months.
i’ll give it a shot…
Michonne: So where the hell is that pudding?
Where did we park the car?
Waiting for AAA to arrive.
It’s so hard to find a reliable car these days.
‘Just park here,’ she said. ‘The car will be safe,’ she said.
‘Just park here,’ she said. ‘The car will be safe here,’ she said.
Michonne:(Thinking) Ok, one of them farted, and they are looking around like they don’t that crap.
Rick: I wish I was a lil’ bit Taller….
Michonne: I wish I was a Baller….
Daryl: I wish I had a Rabbit in a’ – wait a Rabbit will do just fine actually
M:This hurry up and wait shit’s for the birds!
R: Did you guys see Beth walk by in that skirt?
D:*eye fucking Beth as she walks by* Hello nurse! Hot damn she looks fine today!
M:*rolls her eyes* You two will never grow up!
Lets do some stuff and thangs
Haha carls going to be pissed when we tell him this is his first car
Rick: (singing) What does the fox say? Michonne: Duh… Show me the car fax. Daryl: Fox sounds pretty good about right now……
Rick: We should probably lose a couple of pounds. This car looked fine 5 minutes ago
I’ll tell you what….
I’ll tell you what…
Dead of the Hill
Rick: Is it October yet?
Daryl: I think I can see over there!
Rick: Where?!
Michonne: Ugh, the new cast members better not steal my screen time. (To herself) I DON’T wanna become the next T-Dog…
Daryl: I SEE IT!
Michonne: Shut up, it’s only June.
Rick: Aw, no. No. No. No. No. No. (Cries in the same way he did when Lori died)
It is so hot!! Oh my God, how do people live here??? I want to go jump into that swimming pool over there sooooo bad…. Look at that water… Fill it with ice and let me swim in it. Just for 5 minutes…. And it’s called deodorant guys… It’s a pretend apocalypse. Seriously.
Just sittin here chillin sippin on gin and juice
Hey! You guys wanna play “I spy with my little eye?”
“Just because you see a zombie in a taco costume that reads FREE TACOS does not mean there are free tacos in Albuquerque, New Mexico!”
Deryl: What exactly did you say to Phillip to make him go off like that?
Rick: I told him he looked like a gay pirate with that eye patch on.
Michonne: And you wonder why Carl is such a smart ass.
The Georgia bus line is super slow, we have been waiting for days.
Okay, so you have to watch friends to get this:
Rick: I love Michonne. I wish she was my wife…
Michonne: ba-Da-bump-pa-de-dada-duhh-da-bum-pa-de-ada
Dary: Who’s singing?
Are you guy’s ready for another day in paradise? by the way how come your hair never grows
He who smelt it, dealt it!
I gotta borrow that one!
Done!
You Cant borrow it!!!! I am the one who posted this one but for some reason its not showing my ZooCooper thing next to it.
Lol! Not your image, dude… just the saying! 😉
Rick: Sippin On Gin & Juice!
Michonne: Laid Back!
Daryl: With My Mind On My Money & My Money On My Mind!!!
“Car Pooling”
Rick: Hey SAMURAI BOOTY guest what I on ERB, jealous.
Michonne: SHUT THE HELL UP, YOU FREAKING FARMER.
Daryl: That awkward when you realize that the supreme protagonist is being beat by the second protagonist.
Rick: Did you hear that? Where’s Carl? Daryl: Maybe he found Beth, They better not of got bit. Michonne: Don’t you Homey’s know what walkers sound like by now? I am on break. Daryl its your turn to take out the walkers, Rick will start crying again & wimp out if its Carl or Beth.
how do you get the words in the caption bubbles?
Rick: Did you hear that? Where’s Carl? Daryl: Maybe he found Beth, They better not of got bit. Michonne: Don’t you Homey’s know what walkers sound like by now? I am on break. Daryl its your turn to take out the walkers, Rick will start crying again & wimp out if its Carl or Beth.
Stick to bikes, Daryl.
So, does anyone know what time the cross town zombie express comes by?
Michonne: Carl ran off with the crazy cheese again.
Darryl: He ate all the pudding too.
Rick: I didnt get anything but water…wth
Next time i ask you not to smoke in the car i mean it
Rick-where’s May Gun!!! And May stuff an thangsss
Michonne-where’s my sword and Carl?
Daryl-where’s my crossbow at least I have Ricks stuff an thangssss
Rick: It a bird! Its a plane, its- oh wait its a helicopter..
Rick and Daryl thoughts: zombie mauling, it’s like a train wreck you can’t look away.
Michonne: I can.
Rick- Boy I’m Hungry…
Michonne- Yea me too!
Daryl – Shoot…there’s a squirrel!
Rick- I wish I had my laptop. I could be logging onto Skybound.
Michonne- Oh man.. I bet by now my email box is through the roof!
Daryl- I’d log on and order myself a new pair of pants!
“”Caption thought”” —George Romero’s Living Dead Ain’t got nothing on us!
Michonne: So you just bit his throat out huh
Rick: Damn straight I did!
Daryl: Deep
Rick – everything is awesome
Michonne – everything is cool when your part of a team
Daryl – …….lame.
Still a better love story than Twilight
Rick- One…two..walkers coming after you…
Michonne- three, four gonna block that door…
Daryl – Five , six, gonna give them some kicks!
Rick- Seven, eight , set them straight!
Michonne- Nine , ten… do it all again!
Yes!
“So, I wonder what they do for excitement around here?”
Rick- Is that Glenn and Maggie dancing?
Michonne- I don’t know but I’m tired of watching them!
Daryl- Maybe I should go and show them how to the Electric slide!
Atleast we didn’t pull a Lori
RICK: I bet I can stare a walker to death.
Daryl; No way I bet I can stare a walker to death
Michonne: October can’t get here fast enough
Daryl; If I squeeze this water bottle it looks like I’m peeing.
RIck; Daryl you are so cool
Michonne: Lock me back in the train cart
still waiting on that spaghetti tuesday
Rick: I guess I should tell Carl to stop that.
Daryl: Nah. He’s got a talent for writing his name in the dirt like that.
Michonne: Aaaaaaand I’ll be looking over here.
rick: wonder if i can see what daryll’s looking at daryll: ‘the fuck am i looking at michonne: idiots
Rick:look there’s stuff!
Daryl:no squirels
Michonne:will you please just look for crazy cheese!!
Daryl: What are we doing today, Rick?
Michonne: Same thing we do every day, Daryl.
Rick: TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
It’s a good job car’s don’t come back from the dead or this one would have all our arses!!!!!
Michonne: Here we go again, never can catch a f**king break
Rick:Well what do you think this is?
Daryl: The walking dead, Lets get to walking
Rick:damn I told didn’t drink while driving
Michonne:damn I should of driven
Daryl:man can’t believe rick drank all the moonshine!
The Alley
End of a long day
At the end of a long day, the four met at their usual spot
Getting the day started
Daryl-I ain’t afraid of nothin
Rick-Walker!!!
Daryl-Aaaaaaaaaa oh May god run for your lives.
Michonne-wimp haha
Daryl: Ok where did we see Rick with his gun last ? Michonne: Hmm….
Rick: Time keeps on drifting into the future… future.
Machionne: Take another piece of my heart now baby! Come one, come one, come on…
Daryl: I’ll be what I can- A solitary man… Solitary man.
rick. why are we sitting here
michonne. i dont know, we keep getting shot at
daryl. good thing they are just cameras
rick. wait… what is that in the bushes
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Here’s for my friend who is the biggest TWD fan I know!
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