You know the drill. What is Norman Reedus/Daryl saying? Or what is Greg Nicotero saying as he CLEARLY peeks at his cards? Leave a comment below with your caption (labeled with either REEDUS or NICOTERO) and we’ll pick our favorite.
The winner gets a shirt of their choice from our online store shop.thewalkingdead.com!
Creativity counts. Hilarity counts. And, you know, make sure we can understand what you’re saying! Only comments left below, on the site, count!
Edit: And the winner is… Cary Gillenwater! Congrats!
Greg: I still dont forgive you for mooning Andy Lincoln.
Norman: Does anyone else smell bacon? anyone?
Greg: So, can I get Carol’s number?
Norman: What?
Nicotero: Sorry Daryl but drawing a crossbow on your cards does not beat my royal flush.
Greg: After the game, we can have a nice bottle of peach schnapps…
Norman: That one’s never leaving me is it.
Greg: See, Norman, the King, the Queen, Jack, even the Joker have better hairstyles than your mess.
NICOTERO: Sorry, Norm, that’s 3 of a kind. Beats a pair. Lose the vest, dude, or suffer the wrath of the club!
Greg: If you let me win I’ll tell the writers not to kill you off
NICOTERO : See, Norman? These are cards. CARDS.
REEDUS : Can I eat them?
NICOTERO : No, Norman, no.
Moonshine Salute tee Walking Dead by PRNNT http://etsy.me/1mZH1A6 via @Etsy #moonshinesalute
This ain’t gonna win you a Caption Contest or a Popularity Award!
NICOTERO: When I play with walkers I deal them this dead man’s hand–that’s what the
golf club is for!
Greg: “Norman why do you have your poop face on”
Norman: “I’m sorry”
Greg: “Not again”
Dude check out my 3 stooges nudie cards!
Nicotero: See Norman when a boy and a girl really like each other this is what they do
Norman: I’m supposed to put what where???
Nicotero: Before I worked on the walking dead I posed for playing cards
Norman: I never knew you could bend like that
Nicotero: Norman this is where babies come from
Norman: Uhhh can I have more moonshine
Nicotero: Sometimes I pretend I am a pretty pretty princess you should try it
Norman:Uh i’m not wearing any pants
Nicotero: Here are the pictures I took while looking in your windows
Norman: If you show Andy I quit
“I call this hand ‘the Governor’ because ‘eye’ win.” – NICOTERO
Ok, that’s pretty clever. Nice one!
REEDUS: Y’know what? Why don’t you say we just grab some Moonshine, some empty glass bottles, a lighter and just burn this place down? I know Carol would agree if you know what I mean…
Nicotero: No. See? I have no 3s so that meams you Go Fish.
Reedus: Ohhhh….so I’ve been doing it wrong.
REEDUS-I may be a gawd damn hillybilly sunny, but ya can’t hustle me Nicotero
REEDUS: Soooo which one is the yellow king?
NICOTERO: really? You too? Mention it again I dare you…..
REEDUS: Just kidding. GO FISH
nicotero: Seriously….go fish, dude
REEDUS wtf why do i only get two and he gets four cards? He was gonna teach me to play, i think he is just cheating
Greg Saying, “Remember The Deal Norman If I Win You Have To Do A Nude
Scene In Season 5 Of TWD & My Royal Flush Beats Your Two Of Kind”
😉
I’ll show you mine if you show me yours!
My 2 pairs beat your flush or your getting killed by a zombie with a golf club.
Reedus. I will show you mine, if you show me yours..
Nicotero. Um OK
Reedus.. 😉
Nicotero. Don’t tell Rick, he will totally over react!!?
Reedus. Lol .. Heard
Nicotero: Norman! Work on your Poker face! I can obviously see I win!
“You raised me a 9-iron with a queen high? Bush league, Norman. Bush league.”
reedus greg,lose the long hair you’re not a girl
greg norman, lose the black sliked down goth hair before i lose mine. i nmean its an apocplyse there are no hair solons only zombies
Greg: this is what i’ve got!
Norman: Think i’m gonna throw in my Golf club
Greg: Why? you know i’ve got a winning hand?
Norman: *Sigh* I don’t know how to play Poker!
Greg: But we’ve been playing all night?
Norman: I SAID I DON’T KNOW HOW TO PLAY!!!!
Nicotero::Norman! Work on that poker face! Haha!
Norman: You got a Pikachu?
Greg: Yup!
Norman: Trade ya fo my Charizard!?
Reedus- why aren’t we playing with Daryls playing cards?
Read ’em, but for Christ’s sake quit weeping already!
Hey Judas your Pokerface didn’t work
“Greg…where’s your foot right now?”
Nicotero: Norman, do you have a King?
Norman: Go Fish!
So how do feel about death?
Nicotero: And this is my daughter the Queen Of Hearts and This is my Son The Joker. There is my Grandson the Jack of Spades.
Nicotero “and this is my fave Ms April 1985”
Nicotero: See Norman these are all the women I date.
Norman: I’m so confused about what sexuality is right now.
Reedus is sayn …Winner gets a date with my number one fan melissa ballew a hot lil red head …. I win . Wel i just made melissa one lucky woman cus i win 😉
Nicotero: Do you think you are going to make it to
Season 5?
Daryl: Go Fish!
NICOTERO- See I told you, these erotic walking dead playing cards turned out great! We’re gonna sell millions of these things.
REEDUS- Yeah they’re great its just that ahh. I thought you we’re using the cast, you know the living cast as the nude models. These are just naked walkers.
NICOTERO- Oh we talked about it when the idea first came about, but we decided from the beginning that this would be the best way to go.
REEDUS- Then……then why did you make me pose naked for you in your basement a few weeks ago?
NICOTERO-…………..
Daryl: Will I make it to
season 5?
Nicotero: Go Fish!
Nicotero! Listen Norman, poker is like sex. It’s more fun when you go all in!
Yahtzee!
Wait…what are we playing…damn that shine!
Fuck you Kirkman!
REEDUS: You sure you want to beat me?
NICOTERO: …
REEDUS: There is a golf club right in front of me.
NICOTERO : I could get you in some trouble y’know.
REEDUS: And I bring us back to the golf club.
NICOTERO: …. alright you win.
Reedus: So….. I’m the wild card in the group?
REEDUS: Heyman..How did you get FIVE Aces??
Nicatero: I never…had 3 of a kind ace high
Reedus: DAMMIT! (Drinks)
Nicatero: Heh Heh got him again!!!
Nicotero- “So were playing poker with tarrot cards and i got a royal flush… guess who dies next…”
Norman: So having Asses helps you win in Poker?
Greg: No; you mean aces…. well In some cases both.
Norman: Wait, why do I only get two cards? You have like a thousand.
Nicotero: …A queen and a king, huh…? *clears throat* Sorry, what?
Read ’em and weep Pookie.
Nicotero: “Winner gets to hack the loser with Michonne’s katana.”
Reedus: “…”
Nicotero: “Just kidding Daryl.”
Reedus: “I’m not actually Daryl.”
Nicotero: “Whatever you say Daryl.”
Norman: why are there poker chips if were playing Pity Pat?
Nicotero: Pity Pat? I’m playing go fish.
Norman: you’re playing bullshit, cheater. Where’s my crossbow?
Nicotero: OK you win.
I feel like Merrell. . I’ve got no hand.
Daddy issues? Really?
(the cards are of naked female zombies) Hey Norman, that ace of spades is looking really hot!!!!
Nicotero : ” When I said if you play your cards right you could probably sleep with Beth I didn’t mean literally play cards but good hand “. Reedus ” Shhhh I’m trying to concentrate “.
Nicotero: “Everything is awesome, everything is cool when your part of a team”
Reedus: “. .. . “
Reedus: “Oh Shit, Aces and Eights.”
Nicotero: “Norman, now I will teach you what the cards are told”
Norman: ” I know the cards”
Nicotero: “Oh yeah? Are you sure?”
Norman: ” Yeah, there is a card with a young guy, an old guy, a woman and a card with an A on it”
Nicotero: “This is worse than i thought”
Norman: ” …….
Daryl: so we have a deal I won’t be killed off of this show?
Stick to killing Zombies, boy. Cuz Poker ain’t your game. Now ship the shekkels over to big papi Greg!
(Zombie Face) Give me a tongue kiss, because I am over due for some dental hygiene. drmrs 3/6/2014
Nicotero: If you play these cards I have here, you can win that pony you’ve always wanted.
Reedus: …….
sorry you lost you die this season!
Nicotero – “Once you become an executive producer, you get four cards. Only Kirkman gets five.”
Daryl: why do you have four naked ladies and I only have two?
Daryl of course is saying look see I told you I’m still sexy as always ……
Greg is Saying Why is it always about you can’t it be me just once ……
🙂
Bro, how did you get the rated-R poker pics of Maggie?
Daryl: “Umm dude, I don’t think you’re playing with a full deck here…”
Reedus: “Do you think they will ever pick a winner for the caption contest?”
Nicotero: “I hope so, we have been staring at these cards for a long time.”
Reedus: “My ass is asleep.”
Nicotero: “I think Lizzy Iverson is asleep.”
Reedus: “Who?”
Nicotero: “Exactly.”
‘Bout fell outta my chair, laughing! Seriously,tho…they stopped announcing winners publicly for some contests, so I figure you already had this one in the bag.
Hey! Hadn’t heard a thing unfortunately. Thanks for the reply, maybe someday we will know, but I’m not holding my breath. I hope Greg and Norm can get up soon. 🙂
ANYWAY, I was out of town after the caption contest was posted, so apologies for the delay. Expect an email shortly!
Thanks for being a good sport Lizzy! Hope you had a great trip.
*slow clap*