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Joshua J. Miller, whose comment, “If I die, just “leaf” me here.” tickled our funny bones.
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Well, at least I’ve still got more character development than T-Dog.
Well since there is no snow, I will use these leaves to make snow angles.
Snow Angels…… I meant snow angels!! Ah forget it! Just get me some cough syrup!
A lost man in a cold world
Man, I miss my memory foam mattress.
He is thinking if things are so far different than befor the apocalypse…Ofc in this photo He is asking himself if he is going to be alone all the way like maybe in his pre-apocalypse life … Everybody now knows the answer…Sasha…
I should’ve had a V8!
What if I were to dress like Michael Jackson from thriller what would happen
“Now I know how George of the Jungle felt when people told him to watch out for that tree.”
Why couldn’t this have been a Beer Truck.
Damn, i really like spaghetti… I hope the next group likes spaghetti… i could do with some spaghetti
Is winter over yet !!!!
“Leaf angels are not nearly as fun as snow angels….”
Every time I try making “leaf angels” another walker herd goes by
Where’s the Beef
Help I’ve fallen and I can’t get up.
Aaww damn that’s right the human race is almost extinct. And I better not say that to loudly cause I might attract some unwanted attention
Draw me like da Vinci!
You know if you think about it, this isn’t rock bottom yet. Getting drunk on couch syrup and I survive, I’m calling it a win.
A brief escape from all the (Johnny) Walkers.
I am soooo high!
I’m Rick James bitch !
They had to ruin the leaf pile I worked so hard on.
Who needs snow I’ll just make a leaf angel up here
Damn I shoulda pooped before I came up here
“I can’t believe I ate the whole thing”
“even now Lindsay Lohan is STILL getting in trouble?”
Why is this one spot the spot that the sun is beaming on? Man…I could have had kids tht could be playing in the sun right now..:(. But Im stuc in this mess ALONE. Could I have saved everyone else? Why me that survived? Should I just lay down on the ground and let the zombies eat me? Nah..I’m too lazy. But should I just shoot myself or will someone find me? Am I the only one left on this planet?
“do we REALLY have to have Burger and Cola Wars STILL?”
Snow angels just aren’t the same when done on concert.
“Oh Look! That cloud looks just like Daryl”
“They said I could be anything.. So now I’m a leaf”
And that cloud looks like a puppy, and that one a unicorn, and that one a rotting flesh-eating zombie, and that one a bunny…
well it could be worse……i could be obama
*sings in head* “All byyy myyyselllffff. . .don’t wanna be all byyy myyyselllfffff.”
No internet, no Facebook, or no Twitter. I have survived not having those, surviving against these zombies is a piece of cake.
99 bottles of cough medicine on the wall, 99 bottles of cough medicine, you take one down . . . wait, how did I get up here?
God I need some alcohol!
#seeelfie
“Women are like condoms, they spend to much time in my wallet and not enough time on my dick”
“I miss my mommy “
“I love autumn. It is the most introspective of all the seasons.”
“Beam me up Scotty”
ah ah ah ah staying alive, staying alive. ah ah ah ah staying aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive!
“God, who am I?”
“Hmmm… Did Justin Bieber make it?”
100 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL,,,100 BOTTLES OF BEER
“Some day I’m going to be a star”
#twdfan I’m in love with twd my fav show
“Damn, I really did drink to much last night” – Bob
I don’t understand…..we’re both on TWD…why doesn’t Norman Reedus @bigbaldhead just follow me on twitter????
This is the amount of f**ks I have left to give.
If you rip out the last page of a mystery book, does it become more of a mystery?
And that was the day no fucks were given…
The govenor was an arse, I like Sascha but if Daryl ain’t got there first I definitely want a slice o Beth.
“Weeee!”
“I hope somebody finds this leaf angel”
“I would cry, but I am too dehydrated.”
I’m alone, might as well be honest with myself….I’m totally Team Jacob
I really shouldn’t had that second bottle of Nyquil!
I have the feeling that in another dimension I am a white dude…
“Why won’t #Norman Reedus follow me? Whyyyyy?!?!?!?!”
man I hope Michael Richards met a horrible death!
I wonder what “kimye” would do right now!!!!
I really miss the wire.. what a great show that was..
wonder if they ever found flight 370?
“Tell me the truth. Do I look fat in this?”
Hmm… Did Justin Bieber make it?
“No bath in over a year. I better let things air out, if ya’ know what I mean”
jello would be awesome
No one remembered how Bob got up there that night…
“Dad always said I’d outgrow playing in the leaves…We’ll sir, 30 years later, fall of society and a zombie apocalypse…still priceless.
“In desperate need of fiber.”
Crap. Yeah. I think I blinked. Ok, ok…take it again….CHEESE!!!
I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to geico, and by eating my insurance salesman.
“With a sack this big, you’d be tired too.”
Desperate times call for desperate measures. “Man, that walker was hot-t-t-t. Wonder if she’s single.”
Could really go for a 120 oz can of pudding right now
“Wow, i wish the suggestion for captions weren’t so racist”
I’m alone now 🙁
But just wait till you see the two chicks I end up with !
“If a man is alone in the forest, without any women, is he still wrong?”
“Yup. I’m screwed.”
BALLS
must be a supernatural fan
Thats something Bobby would say. Rick could do some damage with Sam and Dean
“I should check into this truck so all my Facebook friends know where I am… oh right”
Well we’re movin on up,
To the east side.
To a deluxe apartment in the sky.
Movin on up,
To the east side.
We finally got a piece of the pie.
Fish don’t fry in the kitchen;
Beans don’t burn on the grill.
Took a whole lotta tryin’,
Just to get up that hill.
Now we’re up in the big leagues,
Gettin’ our turn at bat.
As long as we live, it’s you and me baby,
There ain’t nothing wrong with that
LOL
DAMN THATS FUNNY
I drink alone, yeah
With nobody else
I drink alone, yeah
With nobody else
You know when I drink alone
I prefer to be by myself
You know if I stare at the ceiling fan long enough,…it’ll spin backwards. No really it will, try it. …Wonder if I have any of those brownies left…hmmm
When I think about you I touch myself
The butterfly oh oh that’s old let me see that tootsie roll
What about the electric slide ?
Or the cupid shuffle
Wobble?
ERRRR body Dougie
Do da Stanky Leg
We are so bored, waiting on Sunday nights & comic issue releases!!
Gimme dat dunkey butt & dem big ol’ legs, I ain’t too proud to beg…
Come on ride that train and ride it
OKAY!!!!!!
When is that drone getting here with my walking dead shirt?
Dam, i really need a twix right about now
Damn it, I left the refrigerator running….
This tan is making me so black that zombies wont even see me!
Did I remember to turn the stove off… I hope I turned it off.
Dayumn man, this weed makes me see a shitload of zombies… good stuff…
I already got a hole in my socks
Go ahead and laugh that’s okay
‘Cause, what I really wanna say
I got bad feet my corns hurt
To top it off I’m lost for work
Bip, bomp, bam alakazam
But only when you’re grooving
With the Double Dutch Man
Man, I could go for some moonshine with chocolate pudding and peaches. Maybe even spagetthi…. yuuuumm spagetthi
“I miss funny pictures of cats on the internet.”
If I die, just “leaf” me here.
*sigh* Making angels is so much easier with snow…
Damn..what was I thinking!! Nyquil..never again!!!
Stuff and thannnnnnnngs.
“Why did everyone think I was secretly boys with One-Eye-Bri?”
Just going to lay here… day dream… air out my balls. Since I haven’t showered in months.
What do you mean I’m a undead? I had mouth cancer. Grrr rizzz zlyyyyy
“Hmmmm, I think if I was a comic book character I would be an old white dude cause that’s how I feel right now.”
“I really miss watermelon…”
Bob: Look at my perdy snow angel!
Today is the day…I will finally get a tan!
I wonder if they have liquor stores in heaven!
I should have rationed the cough syrup…
“Glad I didn’t fart when the walkers roamed by. That’s how my first group died.”
I could’ve had a V8
Hangovers are best in the zombie apocalypse
I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain’t one!
Forever alone!
Bob Stookey made a dookie.
These clouds all look like penises.
I got these CHEEZ-BURGERS!
As long as I don’t fart in my sleep, I should be safe up here.
“I always feel like, somebody’s watching me..”
I slept on my bag again. Now it’s gonna smell like my bag.
Beer with a side of walkers
“Oh, the troubles of being black in the zombie apocalypse..”
So like…….when can I take my balls outta this bag?
Man did i leave the oven on
Do you ever get that not so fresh feeling?
FUCK. All the syzzerrp is in Texas
All by myself. …don’t want to be, all by myself. ..anymore!
I’m hiding up here untill they kill off that other black dude. This group is like Highlander…..there can be only one!
I want to win this as much as the next guy but that was funny aha
I will never drink Tequila again.
Thank God for the night-time sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching, stuffy head, fever, SO-YOU-CAN-REST medicine
Snow angels were so much better before the walkers. Leaf angels just blow away
Stookey needs Nookie!…meaning sex lol
“Dear God, make me a bird; so I can fly far…far, far from here.”
The last pack of Mac-n-Cheese is gone & there hasn’t been a liquor store for miles!
There has to be more left to this life than this.
49, 50. Phew, im so tired of doin these damn crunches!
Hey. Im the leaves you forgot to clear off of your roof, and because you didnt sign up for State Farm before the zombie apocalypse, you wont be covered for when your roof caves and in walkers swarm your sweet ride
Love,
Mayhem
And now class, it is time for the Shavasana or Corpse Pose.
Well guess I can just lay here and make leaf angels. Yeah leaf angels will save us.
Is there something in my teeth?
Shouldn’t have drank the peach schnapps.
And you thought Beth had a crazy first drink
How the hell did I get up here..
Screw you all, I’m making leaf angels.
“I wonder how the water boy’s doing”
Shit, did I forget to feed my cat?
Shouldn’t have drank the peach schnapps.
Bob: “It’s almost summer, time to get that tan”
“That cloud looks like a giraffe eating a watermelon”
“Man, I hate my last name”
Ugh…. I need a haircut
“Man soon as I find this next group, ima get my haircut, get a bottle, some drugs. Then…ima have all the girls, yeah!”
“Why couldn’t I have been in Breaking Bad”
master master may i have some more. fml i must have dirnk me like 15 doctor peppers!!
“Dear God, please make it rain bourbon… or NyQuil”
Oh Damn! I shouldn’t have had that last shot! Ima gonna barf!!!!!!!!
Is that Malaysia Airlines missing plane?
Do you need a silencer to shoot a mime?
No but he needs one to shoot you
if police arrest a mime do they tell him to be silent?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themselves, is it considered a hostage situation?
I wonder if it’s true that walkers don’t eat clowns because they taste funny
Now would be a good time for aliens to appear and beam me up!
I’m so lonely all I want is a bottle of alcohol need a bottle really bad
I NEED A DRINK!
OR I NEED A DUBIE!!!!
“The sun’ll come out
Tomorrow
So ya gotta hang on
‘Til tomorrow
Come what may
Tomorrow!
Tomorrow!
I love ya
Tomorrow!
You’re always
A day
Away!”
I really need to go to a meeting… tonight… yeah…
“well this is still better than watching x-factor…”
Ahhhh…..every room is my bathroom.
I’m smiling on the inside. Really I am!
Does that cloud…look like Pizza?
Does that cloud….look like..Pizza?
That’s right…. keep walking, maybe you’ll find a nice meal up the road. As for now my ass is taking a break and when I do decide to come down, then I will give you that 5k race you’ve been waiting for.
“Arby’s.”
That was some damn good cough syrup!!
Living among the dead? NOOOO! I can lay here and rest but I got to get up and move forward.
Here you go
does not matter who i am
He’s thinking with it being tax season would zombies qualify as dependents.
Every time I try to tan the damn sun goes in.
Making Leave Angels isn’t nearly as fun as snow angels.
I remember the good old days when I’d practice as the dead guy for the chalk outlines.
“I only use sodium bicarbonate”
Where’s. My toothbrush
Gosh I really have to pee, but I just laid down and I’m reeeally comfortable right now.
“If wonder if since I’m black, will I get a whole bunch of racist comments on my picture. lol, of course I will!”
Darn, there goes the face lift!
This is no time for a suntan
where is nationwide when you need them…. I thought yall were on my side.
run forrest run
” How come in the movies the black guy always dies first… aint that some sh*t….”
You pick !!!
What Would Chuck Norris Do?
I miss my Sealy Posturepedic king size bed.
“If humans can pretend to be walking dead, then perhaps I can pretend to be a penguin.”
Pookie ? Really who says Pookie?
I sure wish I had some pudding!!
Hello? Is it me you’re looking for?
Damn, forced rehab is a BITCH!!
smoke pot they said, you’ll be fine thy said
finally you got my good side
Great, another day in paradise.
“Did I turn the bathroom light off?”
No more raves for me. This just keeps happening……
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