This week we’re pulling from the comics for our Caption Contest! Caption either Rick or Negan in the comic panel below (from The Walking Dead issue #106).
Creativity counts. Hilarity counts. And, you know, make sure we can understand what you’re saying! Only comments left below, on the site, count!!!
The winner will receive fame, adoration, and a copy of The Walking Dead #1 10th Anniversary variant signed by Robert Kirkman!
UPDATE: And the winner is… Chris Smith! We thoroughly enjoyed his caption, which was, “Chuck Norris is not amused with Steven Segal.”
Nice to meet you too, Rick! Now get your hand off my dick.
Rock beats scissors, Bitch
“No clear winner of the staring contest as Rick and Negan blink at the same time.”
Negan: “Hey Rick, your fly’s down!”
Negan: “Well Rick, I didn’t take you for a dick puncher. Fuck.”
Lets make this quick while he has his back turned…
Negan: “I told you that you would thank me for my dick Rick”
Negan:”In the words of Michael Jackson ‘just beat it'”
Is that Lucille in your pocket Negan? Or are you just happy to see me?
Negan: Sorry Rick, I only watch the show. I just started season two.
Rick:… Hershel dies.
Lmao…this is funny
Negan: “I love Lucy too, but if you don’t get your hand off of ‘Lucille’s Balls’, Imma take that hand and shove it so deep down your throat, your new name will be Debbie.”
Rick: “You may be taller, but I have a feeling I’m bigger.”
Negan: Hey at least buy me dinner first
“Ah, come on Rick, your making Lucille jealous!”
Negan: Do the jIngle, do the jingle
Rick: “Like a good neighbor State Farm is there…..with Negan in a prison cell”
Negan: Isn’t hitting people in the dick Eugene’s job?
Negan: “Mind if I bring in Lucille for a 3-way? She’s got a thing for your stump!”
How many times do I have to tell you Rick… I am leading this dance!!
Negan: I promise I wont kill anymore of your fuckin friends…Shake on it? Oh wait…
I can see Negan saying something like this…had me laughing good!
Thanks
Rick-(looking at his fist) This is Thunder! Don’t make me introduce you to Lighting!
Probably because he doesn’t actually HAVE lightning anymore.
Rick: Agree to this truce, and when this whole thing is over, I’ll make sure you get a big part on the TV show. Maybe Jon Hamm can play you.
Rick whispers: “This time I’m gonna slide my dick down your throat… and then you’re gonna thank ME for it.”
Rick “But I want to lead this time.”
Negan: I have come to challenge you in mortal kombat
“You can’t sit with us.”
RIck : ” What kind of name is NEGAN ? Your Jake from State Farm , aren’t you !!”
Negan, you really look like Hugo Chavez
Rick “So, um are things serious between you & Lucille?”
I’ve never lost a stare-down, you gimpy BEEOTCH!!
So Rick I see you received those laxatives I snuck in your food! Hahahaha
Rick: You think walkers will be gone when we open our eyes?
I don’t care what you and Little Lucy say…….. MINES BIGGER!!
I guess you can say Rick looks up to Negan! 😀
So began aren’t you missing your show with black flag right now
Negan to Rick: That’s it Rick, grab hold of my hip. You’re going to need to hold on tight while I ram my barbed wire wrapped dick down your fuckity fucking throat!
So negan aren’t you missing your show with black flag right now!
Rick “If you surrender now, maybe I can get you a cameo in the season 5 finale.”
You may be taller bigger and stronger negan but lucilles she’s mine dam it! Give her to me now!
Rick: You didn’t even know him that long! Trust me, my impression is better.
Negan: No! You’re doing it wrong, trust me, Glen looked more like this.
R-r-r-r-r-r-RACIST!
I know. I almost didn’t even put it… But it’s the only thing I could think of. I might just delete it
Don’t. It’s great.
Haha I decided not to. But I still feel kinda bad hahaha
Don’t worry, it was slightly humorous, but it’s better than my “RIik looks up to Negan” thing I put
Negan – “If I grow my beard and hair out, do you think I’ll look like Jesus?”
Rick: “One day I’m gonna take a knife and carve you another shit-eating grin on your neck!”
Its been weeks now…… the greatest battle that ever there was… many did not survive and many more may fall… and you want a goddamned STARING CONTEST?
…
OK.
Rick: You ate the last can of pudding didn’t you?!
Is that a barbed wire wrapped bat in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me?
Both in Think Bubbles: “OOOOOooooohhhhhhhh, Why does the Sun have to be SO Bright!!!!! Rrrrrggghhhhhh….. “
Negan: 1, 2, 3, 4, I declare a thumb war…oh wait. Sorry…
I fucking love you man
Negan: “Rick, you really don’t have to..”
Rick: “Negan, shut up!! I’m not gonna be able to get this zipper up unless you suck it in!!”
the bigger they are the bigger the target
Are you fucking telling me that I have to wait till October?!?!? Dammit Negan…you really do Suck!!
Rick: You don’t bring me flowers. . .
Neegan: You don’t write me love songs. . .
Both: you hardly talk to me anymore when you come thru the door at the end of the day.
Rick:You and Lucille, you risk your life!
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Negan: ” Have you ever been to a Miley Cyrus concert?”
Rick : No .. You ?
Negan: ” Yeah how do you think I got this hardcore ?”
Rick : ” I thought you probably just had a troubled childhood. ”
Negan : ” No I just went to the Bangerz tour . ”
Rick : ” Well damn .”
twerk off
Oh no way would I be present for that.
Negan: You can try giving me a Dutch Rudder, but you’ll never be able to go full on Double Dutch.
Rick- You what??? You slept with Lori too??!!
Don’t forget to cup the balls!
Chuck Norris is not amused with Steven Segal
I don’t know what you’re looking for but it’s a little to the left.
Rick: If I squint my eyes good enough you sort of look like Freddie Mercury.
Rick: Staring contest!
Unison: 3,2,1, GO!
Rick: Why…everyone else turns their back when i take a sh…hraaagh!!!
Negan: Todays world has groomed me to admire what was once…so…ugly…
This is what I picture happening.
This is what I pictured them saying.
Dunno why it says “Guest” it’s by me.
THAT is fucking fantastic. Amazing.
This is awesome.
The same thing happened to me on the TWD 128 Discussion, I hope it stills counts.
http://i.imgur.com/YWC8CTy.jpg
Coming this summer to a theater near you!! Negan as Steven segal, Rick Grimes staring as Chuck Norris. Skybound Productions proudly presents Take it to the streets . When 2 retired city cops have to team up to take down a drug cartel, these two will have a lot of explaining to do. (Yeah I know…it’s corny but hey, gotta try lol)
Rick- “Carl’s Pudding Negan! Where did you put the Pudding??!!”
Rick: “As soon as you move that big-ass chin, I’m gonna take a bite!”
I just saved 15 percent on my car insurance
Negan- “Just kidding, the candy is in my other pocket. Just fish it out by taking your other hand… Oh, sorry… Too soon?”
Rick- “Blinded, by the light…”
Negan- “wrapped up like douche! hee hee”
Rick- “no, it’s “Revved Up like a Deuce”
Negan- “You telling me I have been singing the wrong lyrics?!”
Negan: Wow Rick! I was gonna give you your son back for free, but I appreciate your generosity!
Rick: I swear to God I’m going to headbutt you on the next page.
Negan: Don’t you ever get out and get some sun. Geez man, your pale as a ghost.
Rick: I could say the same for you, asshole.
You want some candy little girl “get in the van” Your truly Negan.
N: “Where be the Zombie treasure, ye scallywag?!”
R: “I’ll never tell! I swore to me matey’s I’d hide the glorious jewels in the woods over yonder!”
N: “Har har…”
R: “Shit.”
Negan. M R Ducks
Rick. M R Not
Neagn S A R!!!
Rick . L I B M R DUCKS
Negan. C M R Ducks
M R Snakes
M R Not Snakes
O S A R!
C D B D I’s?
L I B….M R Snakes!
hey hey we talk alike the rest of ya’ll just don’t get it
During the interim a farting contest breaks out… Negan – “if I push to hard, there will be a turtle head popping out.” Rick – “too late for me.”
Negan: “I can’t believe I let my wife name my daughter.”
Rick: “What is it?”
Negan: “Magna. What was I thinking?!”
Negan. Now I….had the time of my life and I never felt like this before yes I swear it’s the truth and I owe it all to you
Rick: HELP!!!
The best song ever !
I thought it was Love is Strange.
My favorite song ever is “Forever Young ” by Rod Stewart .
Awesome lyrics…. just gotta get past the “Da Ya Think I’m Sexy?” stuck in the back of my mind.
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
nobody puts baby in the corner
Negan. fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck
Rick: Asshole
Negan : TELL ME I’M PRETTIER THEN DARYL
Rick: NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!
So, first Negan is pretty, and then Daryl is pretty…. I’m confused.
Negan: I’m gonna let you in on a little secret, Prick. The real reason I haven’t killed your fucking ass…? You’re just so fucking cute when you’re angry. 😉
Rick: Ugh…
Negan: “Be honest Rick, how does my breath smell?”
Negan: Rick I am your father
Rick: Nooooo it’s not true
Negan: Nah I’m just fuckin with ya
Rick- “That really wasn’t a Bethburger I just ate, right??!!”
Negan: I’m here to oh-so-fucking humbly ask your permission…
Rick: MY permission? For what, exactly?
Negan: To take Carl as my wife, of course!
Rick: You son of a bitch.
Ok im done XD
Rick: “The way I see it “Claim” is you just being a insane control freak”
Negan: “Gossip is made from bored neglected individuals for their own benefit of
attention Sheriff, don’t ya think.”
Rick: “I choose to rest and stay on the path I have set out on .. A
path of understanding, of kindness, of patience .. you have a
choice”
Negan: “If you don’t know me then either ask ….but leave the ugly (gossip)
out of it…”
Rick: “it may take me years to build that home but build I will
!!!!!”
Negan: “I guess since you have made a decision to not join us …it’s your time to DIE sheriff!!!!!!!”
RIck: “You don’t know me either and…….. I’m done talking!!!!!!” RIPPPPP
Negan: “AAARRRGHHHH!!!!!!!”
Rick- “Why’d you spit in my eye?!”
Negan- “Because I can!”
Umm, That’s not my knife handle Rick!!?
Negan: I just farted haha!
Rick: I swear to god if you keep crapping your pants around me I am going bitch slap you!
hey rick thats lucilles big brother you have a hold of there
Rick: “Are you going to be in the 5th season of The Walking Dead?”
Negan: “How the fuck am I supposed to know that fucking shit?”
Rick: “Well I thought you talked to Robert about being on the show.”
What’s with all the car insurance themes here?? I feel I may be missing some context
You can tell by Rick’s face, he feels our pain
Negan: you still got that tickle itch around your butthole dontcha?
Rick: yeah but I can’t get to it cuz I only got the one hand and I need to hold myself up. Can you help me out with that?
In this scene of The Walking Dead, you see the infamous bat wielding villain (Negan), and a wounded Rick Grimes having a squint contest.
I managed to draw a small sketch of Rick hitting Negan with Lucille. lol
Who knows Rick you might combine Handy…. Oh wait…
If we close our eyes we can see our chances of survival
Negan: I know how Season 4 ends.
Rick: Don’t… You… Dare!
Felt like they could have a sing off..
Since they are this close in proximity..
What does the Fox Say?!
Rick: “Whoa! What’s that?!”
Negan: “Lucille’s Balls, get it!”
Rick: “…”
Rick
I don’t know what you want, if you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you go now that will be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don’t, I will kill you.
Negan
Good Luck
Hey, Stu…I notice that you’re not on here as much anymore. Your absence is felt! I’m hoping that there’s nothing wrong keeping you away! I’m hoping that if there is something that’s bothering you, you’d let me know? I’d just like to have you back around.
Hey am here still, been ill for about a week, left me feeling really drained, been off work for a few days, starting to feel better now tho, so yeah you can expect to see me around more when back to 100% making random comments about The UK. On the plus side while I have been off, I have been able to watch the entire season 4 in just a coulpe of days had it saved on my dvr 🙂 how good was chandler riggs this season! He really grew as a acotor for me. Anyway, going to take some paracetamol, and put a cold cloth on my head. Thanks for being a friend bastet, and caring enought to ask, your one of the good ones. I missed our chats and randomness to.
Sorry to hear that you’ve been down. I know that’s a drag! Glad you’re getting better! We just miss you on here….want you to keep coming around, keep us company!!
I got my S4 DVD set & have only looked at the 1st ep. I usually watch, stretching it out up until the new season premiere, but this year, I’m working on Breaking Bad. I’m just finishing up with the second season; kinda hard when I have to plan around my kids being asleep (they’re night owls) or gone. I absolutely love it…it’s my #2 show!
You know how to make a guy feel wanted Bastet 🙂 Thanks, oh and a knew you would get hooked on Breaking Bad, such a good show its as addictive as “Blue Meth” have you heard that they are making a Breaking bad spin off called “Better Call Saul” this looks great to!
Free Donkey Punches!!!
Negan: I can’t wait to show you what I did to your little boy.
Rick: You know that I beat the last person who almost killed him to near death.
Negan: Sure you did. *laughs*
Rick: *knifes Negan* *whispers* I’m going to make you my prison bitch.
Here’s my submission.
This was my submission, I don’t know why it says guest.
Same here! I posted something about Proactive and boogers… and it says guest!
Hopefully this time it posts from my account…
Here’s my caption.
He seriously needs Proactive… and Rick needs to blow his nose more often…
The hell? Why does it say guest on it???
Squeeze, squeeze out comes cheese!
Down on your knees means only one thing 😉
Baaah! my pic wont post.
Negan: “No teeth Rick.”
Rick: “grrrrrr”
Rick: “You got any biscuits for sale? Mmmm hmmm”
Negan: “You like Krabby Patties, don’tcha Rick?”
Negan: No rick that’s not a gun in MY pocket…
Rick: ….
Negan: I think we should be friends.
Rick: Okay…close your eyes.
Negan: What? I don’t mean that kind of “friends”!
Rick: It’s a trust exercise.
Negan: Are you sure this “trust exercise” is going to work?
Rick: Why wouldn’t it? Its not like one of us is going to slit the other one’s throat, right?
Rick: “Hey Negan, Jay Leno called.. says he wants his chin back..”
Negan: we are having the “post apocalypse soccer world cup”, want to be our goalkeeper, ohhh sorry forgot about your hand, my bad ……..
I had to
Why not?
Why wont it let me upload the picture I made?
What
Negan: “I’m not gonna hold it against you for trying to kill me.”
Rick: “You’re not?”
Negan: “Nah! I’m just gonna leave Justin Bieber in your town!”
Rick: ……….
Finished Caption…Hope you enjoy it, I know I got a laugh!
!!
Negan: Rick, thats not Lucille your grabbing.
Rick: Its smaller than I imagined.
Negan: Goddammit Rick, you better not have eaten the last fucking brownie, or I swear, you’ll end up like that Fucking Asian kid!
Don’t make me go all mortar on you.
Rick: “Hey Negan, Jay Leno called…wants his chin back…”
Negan- ““Uh oh, guess what day it is.. guess what day it is??”
Rick- It’s Hump Day.
Negan- Whooot hoooo!!!….
“In case you haven’t caught on, this is the part where you’re supposed to fucking kiss and make the fuck up.”
by ThisGuyRightHere
My image:
Sorry…image didnt attached earlier
Rick: where’s Carl?
Negan: I told him to stay in then house
Rick: he never stays in the house
Negan: well thats great
Rick: damn carl!
Maybe if they were bros…
copier with the booger thing
Except mine is actually funny!
Well, at least I don’t have ASS in my name! JK, your’s was pretty good.
Negan: Rick, would you kindly take your itsy-bitsy spider off my fucking waterspout?
From ThatEpicBeast U Know (This is in case it shows up as guest when I submit this)
http://www.pinterest.com/pin/463659724109756292/
Negan: “Hey, boy ! Hey, boy !” ,”You lookin mighty cute in them jeans !”
Rick: “What ?”
Negan: “Now come on over here, and fuck me up the ass !”… “I’m gonna bend over now, and when I do…start fuckin !”
Rick: “Fuck nawl”
Negan: “You make me get mad I’ll clench up my buttcheeks and rip your dick off !”
The sun is shining today!
Rick- WTH is that smell?!
Negan- Just looks at Rick and Smiles…!!!
Negan: What about me and you go have a drink and settle our differences? What do you say? Rick: No. Negan: But why? Rick: For one we’re in the middle of a zombie apocalypse and no bars are open and for another you would probably gang up on me and jump me that’s why!!! Negan: I could jump you right now. Rick: Try me!!! To be continued!!!!!
Negan:”Your supposed to thank me now.”
Rick- No.. when they turn to left (electric slide) It means turn to the left… See Daryl over there..He turned to the left!
Rick: “These pretzels are making me thirsty”