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It burns!!!! AHHHHH
Whaddya mean, I’m not Original Recipe?!?!
You did WHAT with the rent money?!
I think you missed a spot, my face needs more black.
I don’t want to look at the flowers Carol!
I smell bacon
I just wanted some pecans, well roasted pecans it is…and im scarred for life
Suddenly the instructions that read “set firework, light fuse, get away” made a lot more sense to Richard…
Is that fried chicken that I smell??? Sniff, Sniff. No, that’s just me…
Hey do I have some meat stuck in my teeth?
This is not what I meant when I asked for Extra Crispy.
I’m so hot I burnt myself
All I wanted to do was get baked…turned out broiled was more like it.
Ohhhh, you said marshmallows over the fire?
Holy crap! Forgot to ‘slip slop slap’!
What do you mean you ate all the chocolate pudding??!
Moisturizerrrrrrrrrrr
Dat Ass…
When I said I wanted a smoke I didn’t mean… ugh!
What Are Ya Doin?
Sure, I love the taste of flesh and all, but, right now, I miss bacon. Don’t know why. Just do.
Is that Norman Reedus?
Lilly did whaaaaat??
“I’ve seen some shit!”
This was my favorite shirt…………………..AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Damn drunks…
…..so i says to the bitch at the tanning bed, I says….
My face after watching miley cyrus twerk
I looked at the flowers
I should have used spf 50 sunscreen
Neeeeed ointmenttttt
WHO. PEED. ON. THE. TOLIET. SEAT????!!!
“Koorrlllll!!!”
I need another 20 in the tanning bed, I’m not dark enough.
Hey, bro…does this shirt make me look gay?
A booger? Did I get it?
Just once for the love of god make my food run slower.
Damn that little girl is nuts! I am NOT eating her!
Smells like somebody died
I’m so pretty!
Hey guys! I smell homemade apple pie over here!
Hey, why is my house burning down? Did I light a fire, I don’t remember half of my brain is on fire! Dammit!
That moonshine sure does burn going down!
Too much sun!!
No, not Lizzy! She UNDERSTOOD US!!
I have always wanted a bald head, but not like this 🙁
Should really remember to set an alarm next time I use the tanning bed…
Crispy critter
Did someone order their Zombie Crispy?? Order up!
Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair.
Stop, drop, & RAAAOOOWWWLLLL!!!!
(Stop, drop, & roll)
Ugggg!!! What is that smell?
This is what really happens when you use AXE body spray.
my wife bought me razors today. she forgot i had sensitive skin :/
Flagged as ‘inappropriate’ on Facebook because of exposed nipple…
I should have worn a condom
Tan Mom aint got nothing on me…..
Burn Baby Burn!!!
Does anyone else smell something burning?
Next time somebody plays “Burning Down the House” i’m gonna bite em…
See guys, I told you that I don’t get get red when I go to the beach!
I’m extra crispy. My wife Madge is original recipe.
Damn, I’ve heard that being tanned is cool, but this is ridiculous!
#nomakeup #nofilters
I said look at the flowers. .
Are you talkin’ to me?….. Are YOU talkin’ to ME?!!!
Hunny, I’m smelling bacon for dinner!
I Will NEVER light another fart!
im a lean mean charbroiled eating machine!
” Did anybody order a deep fried walker!!!”
Does my tan look even?
I can see clearly now that my brains are gone!
Hey little girl I’ll play tag with ya
Booty so hot, had me like:
This walkers on fire ( sung in my best Aleisha Keys) your welcome now its stuck in your head.
Hey Lizzie let’s play I’ve never… I’ve never looked at the flowers.
I’m just dyin’ for a smoke!
Guess what? I just ate a hot dog!
” Look yonder, fresh humans.”
And how did u want that marshmellow cooked again??
“I smell bacon”
Make meth they said, its safe they said.
“WHO let me sleep this long?? The sun burns you idiots! BUUURNS!!”
Is that bacon I smell?
I thought it was only supposed to burn when you pee.
BATH SALT!!!
What is it? Is there something on my face?
Hey Frank do I have a bug in my teeth?
I’m in hot pursuit
Look I started a fire by rubbing to zombies together!
oh my gaaaadd girl, those shoes SO dont go with your shorts.
someone smell chicken? no..wait, thats me…
Like Abraham said, “Ah,Honey,look at you,you’re a damn mess. ” Oh wait! He is not a she. or is he? WE NEED TO CALL DOCTOR DARYLE ON THIS HE/SHE MATTER! lol
Well, I’m a tasty toasted piece of rotten meat right now! Hell yeah! Who wants to taste my spicey flesh? anyone? you walker? nobody? Ok ._.
Is it hot in here, or is it just me?
This walker is burned so black, it tried to steal my bike
zombracisist.
what do you call a latino zombie? Huliugghghghgh
I’m reeeaaally not rasist. dont judge me.
its just a joke guys!
Not funny pilgrim
Yo mama’s a convenient proof that the universe is still expanding exponentially.
Yo mama is so ugly that her birth certificate contained an apology letter from the condom factory.
Mmmmm roasted pecans.
Everything changed when the fire nation attacked
Do you smell that? Smells like something is burning.
Maybe it’s just me.
“Can Lizzie come out and play?”
This is the best one I’ve seen so far
Good one!
thats funny
SPF 75 my butt!!!!!!
Something…smell…….yummmmmy
Haaaaaarrry Pooootttter……
Which of you set my house on fire Carol or Lizzie?
“I’m never going to Planet Tan again…”
Made me think of Planet Terror.
That’s one of my favorite zombie movies.
Fresh Baked Walker? Anyone!
Stop, drop, and roll- then walk it off
What do you mean, NO MORE PUDDING?
Must… Get… Sun screen…
“How do I look?”
A few hours in the Georgia sun can leave you skin feeling dry, dead and burnt, relieve it with COPPERTONE sensitive sunscreen lotion!!!!
Crispy Walker!
I’m so burnt I must have kept looking at the flowers in Colorado!
Fred Phelps just arrived in HELL. It suddenly got TOO HOT there, so I scrammed!
Extra crispy please 12 blends and spices straight from the colonel!
I saw a spider so I got a piece of tissue and very, very carefully…panicked and burned the house down
I smell fried chicken! Why do I smell fried chicken?
Love it!
Crap I just had to sneeze right when she walked in.
and this is why women belong in the kitchen
Who needs fresh meat when your already baked!
Gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme that which I desire!
Crap it Lizzie. I Hope she didn’t see me.
And it burns, burns, burns, the ring of fire
The ring of fire
The ring of fire
The ring of fire……
Lotion! Lotion! Anybody got any lotion??
What are cigarettes costing you?
I Smell Bacon I just know it..?
Somebody stop me! I’m smoking!
What? No gravy?!?
I’m burnin, I’m burnin, I’m burnin for you!
Carol what you meen look at the flowers obviously there gone I’m already baked!
What are cigarettes costing you?
I’m a hunka hunka burnt up dead! Thank ya very much!
Get your stinking gun out of my face you damned dirty dame!
I missed Cosmos for this!!!!!!!!
I’m too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt….
OMG! It’s Darth Vader! May I have your autograph?
my bologna has a first name its o-s-c-a-r
Whats cooking? …. The Walking Dead! Season 4
“And I get to tend the rabbits George?”
You should have drank the Damn peach schnapps!
Double Rainbow OH MY GOD
For the love of God post on the site to win. You really burn me up.
Mmmm! Do I smell BBQ?
All I wanted was one drink of the shine with Beth, just like a woman. I got burned!
Why is everyone staring at me? Is there something on my face? I feel like there’s something on my face…
I love the Smell of Napalm in the Morning!
It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s…
♪ ♫ “I fell into a burning ring of fire…” ♩ ♬
Fucking cheapass dollar store lighters.
Well done zombie, Well done
My wife said I’m hot!
“That was MY moonshine, Daryl, you asshole!!”
LOL!
I can smell your c**t. No, wait…that’s me.
Carol said look at the flowers!!!
AHHHH!! I got something in my eye.
I got these CHEEZEBURGERS!
You’re so HHHOOOOOOTTTT ! I’m burning for you !
If this ends up on the front page of Break, it was worth it.
Kids…this is what happens when you light your farts on fire.
Red Rover, Red Rover, send Lizzy right over!!
Oh I’d love to be an Oscar Mayer weiner, that is what I’d truly like to be. ‘Cause if I was an Oscar Mayer weiner, everyone would be in love with me!
This is what happens when you try to light a fart on fire
lol at this
That Smokey the Bear was full of shit, man!
Here comes Pedro, wearing our Fall line.
Do you have any Solarcaine?
If ya smelllllll, what The Rock! Is cookin’
That moment when you realized you pushed the toast back down one too many times.
Hey, do I got something stuck in my teeth?
And then I said “Whats the worst that could happen?”
Anyone else smell something burning?
What’s that smell? Is something burning?
When I find the guy who tipped over the porto-potty, there’s gonna be hell to pay.
My friends are having a benefit for me…donations of skin accepted!
“I need to win this shirt daryl and beth ruined mine!!!”
How do my teeth look? Can you see my fillings?
You should see the other guy.
Then I said “Whats the wost that could happen?”
Got any Aloe?
What part of ‘BITE ME’ did you not understand?
Hey man! Do my eye’s look red to you ?
Silence of the LAAMBS!!!
How do you like your bacon?
Crispy…
Or extra Krispy !
“Oh say can you see by the dawns early light!”
Crack is Whack!
OMG is that Flight 370??? Hey guys come quick!! No, no, probably just a bird.
You think this burn looks painful? Just trying holding your face like this!
Do you smell bacon…
It’s getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes.
Make sure Bill doesn’t fall asleep smoking a cigarette again, You remember what happened last time!
“You mad bro”
“I smell barbeque. Does anyone else smell barbeque?”
“Are you satisfried now?!”
My parents went to Kentucky and all I got was this lousy T-shirt!
The spider on my head – did I get it?!
The hills are alive, with the sound of music……Ahhhhh brains……
Anyone else smell a barbecue ?
Can Lizzy come out and play?
Should I go with Invisalign or traditional braces?
where is dr herschel when i need him
And you thought Maggie was hot!!
When the invite said “walker roast” i thought ,” great, i could use a few laughs……..”
Once you go black you never come back.
I should have kept my old healthcare!
You dont believe in Zombie Jesus ?!
I thought you wanted it extra crispy!
I was just trying to save my s’more
Caaaarrrl! You can’t eat peoples hands!
I think I left the oven on again…..
“Mmmm… Bacon…”
Charred for life.
Lol. Kinda like scarred for life but better.
Aye, tell me, what has become of my ship!?
God, I hope you guys get it.
You killed Lizzie?!?!?
“I need TP for my bunghole!”
…and here I am, and here I’ll stay…the cold never bothered me anyway.
Original or extra crispy?
Go into the light they said you’ll find peace they said I’ll show them the light lets see how they like feeling like a crispy critter ;(
Hey, do you smell smoke?
Braaains! Braaains! … Moooisturiser! Moooisturiser!
This moonshine is smoking!
Oh crap…
Looks I am burnt to death.
OMG, I have Joan Crawford’s eyebrows.
Cigarette ad before and after the zombie apocalypse
OK…who ordered EXTRA CRISPY!?
*sniff sniff* “Is it just me or does it smell like BBQ over here?”
Lighting undead farts is never a good idea.
Which one of yuts tooks muh pigs feets?
Walking through the fire, I am a champion
HEY,…. Is there anything stuck between my teeth??
I smell a rat within your group
Well done Carol, well done.
‘Try bathsalts’ they said, ‘it’ll be fun’ they said
beware
Do I still look good ?”
What do you mean I’m cut off from the tanning bed
No I will not look at the flowers
Who didn’t set the tanning bed alarm
Tha Block is hot , the block is hot ha ha hot
I’m too sexy for my skin!
I smell chicken arrhh
Michael Jackson after the Pepsi commercial
LOL!!!
“You’re gonna hear me ROAR!”
is anyone have any water my throat kinda dry
My acting career it just ……. well I think it’s going down in…….Flames
…and the next thing I know, I wake up like this, and find a note that says “Next time buy the cookies from me!” Those little Girl Scouts sure are competitive!
Preparation H, for that itching and burning feeling.
Why Did the Chicken cross the road?…….Because I wanted to eat him!!!
I can smell me burning in the air tonight. ….. o lord
I knew I should have listened to Mom when she told me to put on sunscreen.
I smell bacon, do you have bacon?
That collage bitch Beth…parties all my moonshine away then burned down my house..THAT BITCH !!! I’ll get you!!
Ahhaa, funny…
it makes it less funny when you comment on how funny it is….
I’m truly sorry. I can be mean sometimes.
Whats Black and brown and red all over!? A zombie flaming mad for steeling his moonshine! BAAHAAHAHA!
“I smell bacon”
If I hear one more bacon joke, I’ll bite every last one of you!
“I will FIND you, Obi Wan! DO NOT under estimate ME!”
“When they said come over for a barbeque, I didn’t know it was ME on the menu.”
Hey Daryl….. Come at me bro
That’s the last time i eat a curry from there, that was some ring sting!
I’m crispier than southern fried chicken
Epic Fail At World’s Hottest Chili Eating Competition.
Lol, he ate that Carolina Reaper!
it kinda looks like he ate the grimm reaper…
Do a YouTube search for people eating the Carolina Reaper. You’ll laugh your tail off!
Who ordered the Extra Crispy?!
“I heard there was free mice”
“I smell……I smell….oh yum! Pecans!?”
Smoking, Making You Look Cool Since The 9th Century!
“what’s cooking, good looking”?
How ’bout 50 Cent… “I’m On Fire”?
I just worked out what the zombie is thinking he’s thinking:
“this might look painful but its still not as bad as playing Survival Instinct”
apparently, you..
“That moment when you realise that lighting you farts is a bad idea”
“I get the feeling, I fell asleep in the tanning bed”
Alright,… Where did they go? There were two of them
First they stuck my buddy to a tree, and then they take all my hooch and burn my shack down
Damn I look hot….smoking !!!
Vitamin D is a bitch!!!
“Hey! Do i have something on my teeth?” I just had some barbecue.
Sings:”Burn Baby, Burn. Disco Inferno”
HA!! I was thinking of that too!
Sings: “Come on baby light my FIRE, try to set the night on FIRE”
Lol now you got this song stuck in my head .
We gettin’ ready to butcher this thread too? LMAO!
You’re hilarious
I can’t win the contests so I’m in it for the fun!
Win. We’re all winners. Except that zombie he’s more toast
He’s satisfried! Been to Burger King. You got those over there, dont’cha Stuart?
Yeah we got them. Tho the burgers over here are more burger small that burger king
Leave the bread section real quick & go grab a box of Bubba Burgers from the frozen section. Quick!
JK!
there is a McDonald’s next door to Asda (Walmart) so popped in for a tainted meat burger . . . .a mean big Mac ^_^ its like 3pm over here tho so its not like am having one for breakfast or anything lol
aaaaaannnnnnd
off topic lol
Sings: “I fell down in to a burning ring of FIRE”
There’s “I’m burning..I’m burning…I’m burning for you!”
To late ^_^
“the roof! the roof! the roof WAS on fire!!!”
lol
see, I can do it to: Albequerque. Snorkellll
if you didn’t get that, I’ll die. It’s from national treasure.
XD
I have just been walking round shopping humming the tune, then suddenly blurted ourt ‘fireaaa’ and got a disapproving look from a woman buying bread lol
Lol! I’m dyin!
Lol that’s funny
There’s the Ohio Players: Fire (Fyyy yah!)
🙂
“You sure are purdy. You sure got purdy legs.”
hmmm I smell like bacon ,nom nom nom
oh, I am so hot…
“Damn rash, where can a man get some calamine lotion?”
It’s like a sauna in here!..
“You know, gingivitis is the number one cause of all tooth decay.”
“What? It’s spring already?!”
light em up up up light em up up up
light it on fyaahahahha
See, I’m proof that you can still look hot after you die.
me: “Ok, smile for the camera!” Is this good?
when I said i wanted to be a black person, this is NOT what i meant.
This is what happens when you drink peach shnapps and light a ciggarette at the same time.
SUCK IT BETH!!
I used to be a cheerleader. I was popular. I was beautiful. Dont become a smoker.
“Is there something in my teeth? Wait, what is THAT smell…?”
I fell in to a burning ring of fire, I went down down down, and the flames went higher, and it burns burns burns, no seriously it burns, somebody help me!
You should see the other guy
I don’t know what happened, I sneezed and that crazy bitch Carol just lit me on fire.
The Dollar Shave Club?…Yeah, I’ve heard of ’em…But I have no further comment, due to pending litigation.
Oh man I just barely escaped that meth lab explosion
Is my hair OK????
I FORGOT MY SAFE WORD, LIZZIE!
Next time I ask someone to turn my fire wall on I will make sure they are a IT engineer, not a red neck and a drunk girl…..
But I can teach you how to save 15% or more on your car insurance
I hate campers in Call of Duty: Ghosts!
Yo man, you got dat fried chicken?
“Cool tan brah. not as wicked as mine though.”
The roof! the roof! the roof WAS on fire!!!
worst roofie EVER.
” I STILL go to go back another time to finish the tat…”
“This facial cream works WONDERS for my complexion…”
sorry for the repeated comments, but every time i type one, another one comes to mind. If we have a mod who can prune this into one post, it would be much appreciated.
That said…on to the NEXT joke….
—————–
“Let it go….let it gooooo…….the cold never bothered me anyway….”
The problem with smelling like barbeque is that my zombie friend’s try to eat me instead of humans.
I burnt my toast! Wait what?! I burnt myself! OMG!
hey you punk kids….i told you one more time with the football in my yard…i burn both our houses down….didnt believe me huh….who’s the punk now…..
“That’s my boy *sniff*”-Bub
What y’all looking at?! Damn! My nipples burn!
UURGHHHH I think I stayed out in the sun for too long, is it noticeable?
” I smell flowers…”
“Smells like BBQ “
“But why is the moonshine gone?”
Anyone got some marshmallow, chocolate, and gram crackers? Its time for s’more walking dead.
Darn it Carol I needed to put out the cigarette before I looked at the flowers
I never should have let Uncle Gus start that fire
Gonny Goo Goo
Humina humina humina humina
NOW THAT’S A FIRE
I thought lord jesus it’s a fire
Aint nobody got time for that
Damn when Abraham said he wouldn’t piss on me if I was on fire I thought surely he is kidding
I heard catching fire was cool but damn they was wrong
Does this shirt make me look fat
Fire on the mountain run boy run
Goodness gracious great balls of fire
I’m a firestarter twisted firestarter
Daryl said this wont hurt a bit
Dang what is the first step to thiller dance
Sooooooo this is how Karen felt
bar-b-que sauce anyone?
“I want my babyback, babyback, babyback! I want my babyback, babyback, babyback! I want my babyback, babyback, babyback! Chili’s baby back ribs! Barbecue sauce.”
spontaneous zombie combustion!
spontaneous zombie combustion
“I want my 2 dollars!”
What? You think I cant cook or sumthin?
I’ll have one walker, extra crispy.
God I gotta sneeze
Lizzie! Lizzie, is that you?! Get ova here you crazy bi–oh damn! Carol! NOOOOO!!
I FELLLL INTO THE BURNING RING OF FIRE!!!
Go into the burning house they said, it’ll be fun they said.
This will never go away if I keep picking at it.
“Burn me once, shame on you. Burn me twice, shame on me!”
Guys, stop coughing around Carol!
U f****d with the wrong one. now its ur ass!
I think I used too much lighter fluid on the bbq! WHOOSHH!
RESPECT MY AUTHORITA!!!!!!*Cartman Voice*
We dont need no water let that mother f*cker BURN, BURN mother f*cker BURN!!
I will find you, and I will kill you!
what do you think of my “No make-up selfie?????”
the surgeon general warns: smoking may cause death……….so what does smoking dead
cause?…….oh yea RATINGS!
OH I just pooped my pants! Fiiiiiirrrrrrre poooo poooo pooo pooo!!!!
Do I have something in my teeth???
Johnny really liked that shirt..
I thought tanning beds were supposed to be safe.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?…
Am I too late for the BBQ?
It’s gunna rain. Are u fricking serious…
What can you do with 10 matches????….here’s what I did with one!!! Only you can prevent a forest fire…only you!!
“I said “Oh lord Jesus its a fire” “
“Tyreese….. do you smell BBQ?”
Mom told me not to play with matches but I didn’t listen!
The management cannot be responsible for orders placed ‘Well-Done’
As if it’s not bad enough that I’m dead, eating human flesh and can’t stop now look at me.
Does this look infected?
My mom told me not to play with matches!!
Anyone have some Proactive? Bit of a breakout today.
I told Greg Nicotero “Rare” not “Extra Crispy”
What he is really thinking…
“I’m tired of all the damn pecans! I want to taste real nuts! Oh, Tyrese….”
this is what happens when i get toasted
anyone got marsh mellows?
This guy got a little more than bronchitis
“Yeah, I’m here for the free mice samples”
WASSUP!!!
I tried to cook dinner
shit I forgot the bread
Hey, why are Lizzie’s hands bloody. Wait…no…OMFG! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!?!
Walker #1: Truth or dare?
Burnt walker: Dare!
Walker #1: I dare you to walk through that house that’s on fire
Burnt walker: …….. S##t
Did I hear thriller?
MICE? Arrr, give me mice!
hey there little red ridding hood ‘boy you are sure looking good
ur everthing a big bad wolf could want
“Don’t worry about little ole’ me. Just look at the flowers for a while. They’re really nice.”
A hunk A Hunk A Burnen Love
I’m ready for my close up
I am the zombinator
I’m not “done” yet.
hMmmm…. is something burning i’m blind i can’t see
Is it hot out here or is it just ME?
HEY RICHARD PRYOR !!! your right BUDDY-the FLAME IS BLUE!!!
Don’t you wish your girlfriend was HOT like me?
I am soooo constipated!!!!!
Do I have something in my teeth? Come on, you can tell me. I don’t bite!
ooey, gooey rich and chewy inside, golden flaky tender cakey outside
Zombie flag shirt CLAIMED
okay, who forgot to put the apple in his mouth
Alright, I’m pissed, where the hell are the marshmallows?
My heads banging!
Coffee coffee coffee coffee
When I walk on by, Girls be like dam he fly, I pay to the beat ,walking down the street in my new lafreak,, this is how I roll, lookin like a zombie in the forrest you know.girl look at that body, I,m zombie out, I got a knife in my head and I aint afraid to show it, when I walk with the walkers girls be staren at me, girl look at that body. I,m zombied out. I,m burned and I know it, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle
‘Lizzie was my friend she fed me some of Mika , Is there some of both left that you can feed me………………
COME ON I SMILED FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“Where’s the beef?”
Did you said you like it extra crispy?
“Where’s the beef?”
Uhm yeah y’all come on out to zombie barbecue
I call it “after burn”. The smell of apocalypse.
I think I didn’t put the sun-tan lotion evenly …. I forgot my face !
I CLAIMED Mika first …. so Carol had to tell Lizzy to look at the flowers .
Zombie Kielbasa
…made from only the finest meat with no fillers, artificial colors or preservatives and as always we only use natural casing to bring out the full flavor your family will enjoy.
All this humidity, my eczema’s acting up again.
Does anybody have some aloe and a band-aid?
Damn tanning bed’s on the fritz again!
I told him a flame thrower duel was stupid even for a Jackass movie.
Look it’s a bird, it’s a plane, crap it’s another solar flare!
Come on hunny,what’s more spontaneous than spontaneous combustion??
My dermatologist said long hot showers dries my skin out.
I’m dying, Squirtle…
“tell me to look at the flowers…I dare you!!
I SAID, I DIDN’T WANT FRIED WITH THAT!
One night with Daryl Dixon and this what your left with…didn’t I tell you he was HOT?
Come on over for a little BBQ she said, it will be fun, she said….
(licks finger and touches butt. makes sizzle sound)
I always wanted to be the hottest person in my class…this isnt what i meant!
I’m trying to see my brain through my nose. Can you see it? Anyone?
If you’ve had chicken pox, your already at risk for the shingles virus. it gave me this burning pain in my back…
this is what happens when you mix fire with water: A burned pile of wet goo
Mmmm mmm mmmm smells like bacon out here!
Mmmm mmm mmmm smells like bacon out here!
“I TOLD you we needed more sunscreen!!!”
“I swear these hot flashes are getting worse!” (In the case of a female zombie.)
Does this zombie virus make me look fat?
Where’s my dinner , Lizzie?
Who would’ve thought making s’mores could go so horribly wrong!
“Stop, drop and roll?” NOW you tell me!!!
“So help me, if you ask me how the weenie roast went one more time!”
Thank God for Obamacare!
“Somebody tell that Greene girl to stop singing!”
I KNEW signing up for Obamacare was a BAD idea!
“WHAT”…Us walkers cant try to take a good picture!!!
What!!! Us walkers cant try to act normal!!!!
“You got a working shower?”